Thursday, October 21, 2010

Fate/stay Night - Unlimited Blade Works




Finally after a long wait, I managed to watched this movie "Fate/stay Night - Unlimited Blade Works"

Prior to watching the movie I don't know much about his movie apart from what I read in Wikipedia but overall I don't know much and keep on guessing while looking forward to it.




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"My body is made of swords,

Iron is my blood and glass is my heart,

I have overcome countless battlefields undefeated.

Not once I have retreated nor once have I been understood,

Always alone on the hill of swords intoxicated with victory,

Thus, this life has no meaning,

This body... was surely... made out of blades"

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At the beginning it seems that the story is "almost" the same as the anime but slowly as the story goes you might be surprised (at least I did) about the way they modified the story line while still maintaining the core - the Holy Grail stuff.

Even so, the changes is not something negative - but rather a refreshing new idea that makes you keep on guessing of what will happen next and so on...

Some of those interesting parts;


Berseker was brutally killed by Gilgamesh as Berseker trying to protect Illyasviel von Einzbern (I wonder if Max Factory will ever produce a Figma for Illyasviel since they can use the prototype of Vita and move on from there).






This is the Gilgamesh... with a more modern outfit and still with the same deadly weapons (lots of swords coming out of no where from his back) - remind me of the Funnel/Fang/DRAGOON System...





Gilgamesh also killed Illyasviel brutally by piercing her heart using his bare fingers and grab Illyasviel's heart to make it as a vessel for the Holy Grail....





Yeah, Type Moon and the director Yuji Yamaguchi never disappoint me - this movie is kind of dark with lots of violence and blood - much more lovely if compared to the "friendly version" in the original anime way back in 2006. Super awesome - I love this very much...


You will also witness a more entertaining duel between Lancer and Archer...







And also a battle between Archer and Saber though it is not that great actually....





That pervert priest, Kotomine, killed by Lancer instead of Emiya as in the anime....







In the anime, Lancer help Saber and Emiya Shiro and die, in this movie, Lancer being a good ally of Emiya Shiro and Rin but still die...





Another interesting battle scene in the movie is between Emiya Shiro and Archer.





In this battle, it is revealed that Archer is actually Emiya Shiro either from the future or the past, I'm not really sure - he said the "Heroic Spirit of Emiya Shiro" - what ever that means but surely something interesting indeed....




And at the end (like we can't guess that it will be so anyway) Emiya Shiro win and killed Archer without mercy - such a violent and beautiful scene to watch... kill kill kill.... I think it would be even better if they make Emiya Shiro cut the head of Archer to make it more interesting...




Emiya Shiro in this movie is no longer a loser cocksucker teenager like he was in the anime - he is really a brave and violent fighter with bigger penis and dick head, he is ready to kill anyone that bothered him.... awesomeness - he is now a more John Rambo kind of guy...

We also managed to see the exciting battle between this samurai guy and Saber just like in the anime but this time it's a little more awesome...

Oh yeah, Saber suddenly become the servant of Rin as Archer in a way "betrayed" Rin and Shiro... amazing right? Though we will find the answer towards the end of the movie....






The winner is still the same though....





And the final battle is not between Saber and Gilgamesh but rather between our big penis hero, Emiya Shiro and bad-ass Gilgamesh....







Lot's of cursing also in this movie which is adorable.... lots of fighting scene, violence, blood and cursing, what more could I ask - every element that make a movie fun to watch is there.... maybe if they add a little sex scene between Shiro and Rin would be a lovely bonus...


So back to this final battle - Shiro vs Gilgamesh....




After countless bitch talking and slashing here and there, finally without mercy Shiro cut the right hand of Gilgamesh and told him to suck his dick or else - Gilgamesh will lose his other arms and limbs including his medium size penis.... obviously you can guess what happen next... Gilgamesh suffered the worst defeat in his career as gigolo.





And from there onwards, live goes on, there is a monologue from Shiro and in the very last scene of the movie, Shiro visit Rin who is waiting in an empty classroom during sunset time (around 6.30pm like that maybe) and my guess is Shiro plan to grab the virginity of Rin with style.... the credit rolls immediately after that... they don't want to show the explicit scene.




Overall, despite with some changes here and there which at first surprised me, this movie is totally awesome to watch and the fans of popular Fate/stay Night surely must watch this movie.

The graphic is excellent, the music is inspiring and breath taking, the script is outstanding.

This movie is not about a side story of Rin Tohsaka or Angelina Jolie but it is ultimately about our big penis hero Emiya Shiro and his "Ultimate Blade Works" through his "projection magic" skill and thus the title "Ultimate Blade Works"....

I'm not an expert to complain on this and that, this movie is fun to watch and worth every dollar you spend for the original DVD (once they're out and available from the local retailers near you), simple as that....


Though 1 thing still bothered me about anime for over 20 years now - why on earth they always wear the same cloth day in and day out - it would be dirty and smelly.... the best part is there are times when their shirt or pants were ripped off during battle and in the next scene, they still use the same outfit perfectly....

Well, no point of thinking too much of such thing... might as well watch porn and enjoy our life, anime is anime after all and they are meant for entertainment....


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7 comments:

  1. That movie... Worth to watch.

    Good thing Gil didn't sport his other (read: lame) hair-style from the t.v version. =D

    p.s. Archer is the future Shirou. *insert some trans-dimensional space-time continuum field-distortion theorem here*

    So yeah. XD

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  2. Hmm.... I should give this movie a watch too....
    LOL at the thought of Shirou taking the virginity of Rin....
    Btw, DJ, you do know I am Marcus in Facebook right?

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  3. I heard from some people that if you didn't play the game you wouldn't understand what's going on in this movie. After reading your write-up I think I should go watch it.

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  4. Nice write up DJ, you made it so sexually packed lol!!!

    Definitely love more blood and hardcore stuff instead of the kid friendly versions we get in the tv series :P

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  5. after reading your review, I dont find a need to watch the anime. Thank you.

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  6. oh, so it's different from the anime? o.O

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  7. Is it essential to have a gilgamesh portrays like a teenager? I think the gilgamesh in this anime sucks and also the voice acting sucks and no good at all.

    Gilgamesh should have armor and a grumpy ancient man and that would be more appealing unlike the teenager japanese annoying kid.

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